Bitchin' and/or Facts: Doing Things Because You Mean It.

Holy shit man.
I did so much this weekend.

I waited with Otto and Chip for the bus.
They were very patient.

YAY HEWRAY! THE BUS IS HERE!
Yup and it looks like the bus driver's still drinking in the morn.

Not to worry boys! SEAT BELTS!

At school, Otto was being very patient so we put some wheels on him.
Also, Otto got new handlebars! S-E-X-Y!

Then we looked at his guts.

Who is that lurking in the shadows?
Ugh, only the coolest lurker in Shark Week, WA.
Oh hie Allison! Allison and Ian are moving to Manchester in a few months.
Im going to visit THE SHIT out of Manchester. Manchego. Manchurian Candidate.

Something was not right with Ottos bottom end.
Dr. Doom to the rescue!

OAT NOE!
The bearings dont fit! Time to find more guts for Otto.
But not to worry! I will do everything I can to get Otto to his first rally in Pyortland!

And in no time you will be so beautiful, dammit!

Sooooooooooooooooooo then after what could have been the longest sunniest day EVAR, I took my first bath in Scab Happy, WA with Dr. Bonner's Pep O Mint and BubbleBobble on the ole Gameboy AdvancedSP IN A ZIPLOCK BAGGIE. Why didnt I think of that before. Dummy!
Then I got out of the bath and was freezing more than usual thanks to the Pep O Mint.

And then I laid out a base coat of Prussian Blue on a shitty piece of pre-made canvas (THANKS MAM).

Then.
It was dome time.

and pretty soon in 9 months!!

Then I decided to take Chips old spokes off.
But after 6 or 7 I needed a break.
Its hard work without the right tewls.
Also, note my new favorite shoes.
These are 6.5. I'm a 7.5 sometimes 8.
Im a sufferer for mocs and boat shoes. Its what I do.

Also, Sunday was the best Sunday ever.
Allison and Stephanie and I got felt up by Nordstrom employees.
We got our bewbs measured for the first time!
I cant show you any pictures because Im a lady.
But just know, the right bra can change your life.
As can, like I have mentioned before, a gun and MacGyver-like skills.