Sunday, November 28, 2010

That First Year

I finally movied the flipbook I gave to Travis back in June for our one year anni.



Its my first time on the iMovie. Yes I am aware how waaaaaaay behind I am.
Like 1991 behind!

Its funny. Its the first relationship I keep marked on my calendar.
Probably to see how long I can stand him.

R.O.R.






Friday, November 26, 2010

This Day In History, A Thanksgiving

According to the latest polls, we definitely had the best Thanksgiving EVAR.
Surely Thanksgiving time is family time, but when you are with the people you love and love you back, it certainly feels like family time or maybe the right kind of family time.



Now can I tell you what happened the rest of yesterday?! SHEESH!
The day was mainly fueled by mulled wine and SPRUCE TIPS, and a slew of records from Medieval For a Day to Harry Belafonte to Naz mutating Neu! and this and that and Karen Best.

And we were off.

The No-Knead Bread was so beautiful AS ALWAYS. How? Because you really have time to fuck with it I suppose.





WHATTA BABE



Karl was really excited to finally cook the 2yr old turkey he had been hiding in his freezer.



Trina was not pleased.



Then the turkey WHOSHALLNOTBENAMED had to sit out while Kuargle and Trina were finishing up their show.



I started the fire. We grilled the turkles!



Kam Geld worked her voodoo on the bird.



Kurt was enjoying digging under the skin more than he should have.





And I started my cassoulet. The mock duck was naturally disgusting and smelled like oriental.



But later came out pretty wonderful.





But the tarkles needed attention. OF COURSE. We thru that bitch in the fire.



SUCCESS!



Then for two hours we drank more and decorated our crowns. Tho there could never be more than one king at a time, we decided that rule was gay as in bad and went ahead and made our crowns.





AHOY KING GOLD!



DID YOU DO SOMETHING BAD KING SMARTH?



OBVIOUSLY!



Then the dingdongdang turkles was done gaddamit. And Kurt went to town.



Oh yeah the other animal lover-eater halped too.



Gently, gently so the bird doesnt know we're slicing into flesh. Careful. Gentle.



HURRY DAMMIT!



AND THEN THE FEAST BEGAN.







Murt had to stroke the calf in order for it to release any gravy.



Then later cut into the cream.



So to recap...

No Knead Bread



Mock duck cassoulet



Deelish cranberries by Trina



Tastey kale green bean casserole by King Gold



My version of Montage's Spicy Mac



King Gold's awesome apples



Kurts grilled curry turkey



Roasted garlic butter, which is the culprit of my excessive and dangerous gas



Kam's stuffin



Chive dill mashed potatoes



OH GAD DAMMIT OF COURSE Trina's total knockout pumpkin cheesecake. I must have been out of my mind for not taking a photo of it. It truly was the best cheesecake I had ever had FREALS!



OY AND KIMS ROASTED ROOT VEG! YOM!!!!!

And footsie under the table



And LOTR not so marathon.

AND THAT CONCLUDED OUR MOST WONDERFUL MOST EXCELLENT THANKSGIVING OF ALL TIME.
Thank you frands for coming it was the happiest time. Cant wait til we do it again tomorrow.



OH YEAH NOT TOMORROW IM NOW RESTRICTING MYSELF TO WATER AND APPLE PEELS.



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And in other news, Travis has left for Jamaica for a whole month and oh my stars will I miss him. But at least Ive got Christmas to look forward too. I havent felt this excited for Christmas since I saw my first black Santa.

Send this guy some good vibeage.

Stay safe, bun.




<3






Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Sheeattur Can Snow and Lots of Things

Whoa. Like whoa.

First, it snowed. No wait! Lets step back a bitty.

There was the death of 4Loko.
Thats a good thing for most girls with boyfriends.
4Loko was the root of all fights at parties you see. Us girls become transparent when our boyfriends would drink the evil jewiss but now we can breathe as they are back to paying more attention to us. OH JOY.

But we did celebrate. And in good fashion I might say.

Tho these photos do not have any cans of 4loko, you can be assured that everyone in these photos are completely under the fumes of this evil juice.







WHY DO YOU KEEP FALLING BOB





Then we went to a show with Treaty Andy. Who knew under all that hair is an evil genius game king.



Then once we got sticker pictures made. We cant read Jarp talk but I think we did a good job.



Then Travis and I found a bicycle! A bicycle! And I took it and its mine! And it has a friction light thing! And its soooooooooo cute! And my roommate Charlie is gon halp me fix it up reeeal nice.



Oh yeah then Travis, the NICE BOYFRAND THAT HE IS, decided to go to Jamaica WITHOUT ME for a month. Oh yeah. He got laid off his cush job. So now he can have all the fun he wants while I stay in COLD STUPID DUMB SHIT Sheeaturr. But I will work on many things while he's gone for month. And not have to listen to him talk ALL THE TIME. ALL THE TIME. ALL THE TIME. ALL THE TIMEHEBETTERGETMESOMETHINGTHATSPARKLES.



Then one morning I woke up and found this.



WHAT.
THE.
SHIT?!

That is snow.
That is REAL snow. And this whole time I thought "Gee wiz Sheeaator good job on the midwest like snow, in stoner mode."



Then later that day it dumped more snow, a total of 4 inches, and the city was in panic. People were going APE! APE OVER 4 INCHES!
Cars were slipping and sliding and crashing into OH, EVERYTHING.

Buses stopped at the top of a hill cuz they were too scared!

See!?





Then I finally got home after 2 hours. Of mostly shuffling. Its pretty fun to shuffle for OH, 6 THOUSAND STEPS.



And then there it was, my cute home. Covered in snow.



It looked a little naked so I made Charlie risk his life and put up the lights.



Then I baked some bread. And wanted to use it as my moped seat.



And then this morn, I thought I could make it to work, and probably be the only one.





LEAVES DIDNT EVEN GET A CHANCE TO CHANGE COLOR BOO HOO TOO BAD LEAF YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE.



And Thanksgiving is just a few days away. Im really excited because if there was one thing that made me happy while living so miserably, is cooking, and cooking for people I love. And Im so happy to share it with my favorite faces.








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