Thursday, December 31, 2009

Songs I Listened To In 2009 That I Can And Can't Believe I Liked

This is it!

2009 is just about over and I am shocked just shocked!
So much has happened and the new year promises even more shocking disasters and mysterious rashes. OH RAPTURE!

But seriously forks.

Life without a home computer is hard.
I have a shit ton of photos I need to upload.
I have more abusive words to share.
And in due time it will all converge into a sordid mess.
Kind of like the day of my birth, which will be in 2 nail-biting weeks.

But for now, before anyone starts pulling on my hoop skirt, Id like to share a few songs I listened to in 2009 that I can and cant believe I liked.










8. Oh gad. And forever forever in my small brain.

Now tell me.
What did you like in 2009?
Im listening fondly.

Also, Im sorry we all cant be together tonight but please know Ill think of you a couple times and wonder if youve yarfed yet.

2010 = T3∞³

Friday, December 25, 2009

Frozen Greetings and/or Thoughts From A Neighboring Future

I am currently frozen. Everywhere.
And as every holiday season brings stress and fatigue (heart pains when I cough! What the SHIT?!) I know I should be lucky with what I have. And I am.
Im just ready to leave the midwest for something a little bit warmer.
And a little bit happier.

I am thinking of all the new faces in my life (+ JAN/KAG ∞²) and I am replaying your voices in my cold brain and I am excited and I am smiling.
Ill see you all soon.

And before I forget.

Merry Christmas now.

My new life harbors only the most exciting electric things and fantastic things to come in the future.
I have goals and dreams that, for the most part, have become clearer and most definitely attainable. Finally.
I have flushed the majority of my once toxic life and have begun unlocking forgotten emotions.
I am learning and believing again.
And I am surrounded by thee extraordinary.

My first year of this new life and I am speechless.

I made it.

I could sit and think about it for hours.
The emotions are comparable to laying on a vat of warm mashed potates.
And the light in my face would make every glass explode.
Hopefully in slow motion.

Here Here.
I am celebrating you now.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Apologies For Not Improving Your Daily Life, Daily

Id be blogging every day if I could.
I know for a fact that everyone visits this blogge to boost their health levels to a near max.
And because Ive been blogging less and less these days, I apologize.
I apologize for not making your life better.
I apologize for this blogge for not making your every day the best day of your lives.

Dont cry.
I lay in this torrent of letters, threats and pictures.
Of how your lives have fallen to the perils of eternal darkness.
But fear not.
I will be able to blogge more and more as soon as I find the perfect raptop.

So until then, you may continue to send me your photos.
But please, please dont cry, die, listen to these on repeat (or do but only because of how wonderful they are), binge drink, thrash around like this kid, and/or lock yourself in that closet.

If you have fallen into despair please please I too am feeling the following regarding the lack of quality and quantity of these blogge posts.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Generally Speaking, Im Full of Spaz

But its only because you turned my world upside down.

Love now.

My Fangs