Thanks to my new roommate and friend, Melinda, I have just been informed that something big will happen. Well, thanks to Melinda and her bf Rob Brezny.
And sorry Melinda, the big happening is not going to Olympia on Sunday and looking for Courtney Love's mom's house. SARRY!
Something major something bigger than Courtney Love's mom.
Ima gon get enlightened!
I know i know.
Cacaphones and bolognia.
Would you believe any of this if it came from this guy?
But what if he was your dad?
Like KAG-Frying Panne says A DOI!
Look. This is, like I said, major.
Things are stewing and Im getting so dizzy thinking about.
I just bought a moped.
Something I have wanted all my life.
And now itll be a part of me like periods and impulse shopping fig. 1-3.
fig. 1
fig. 2
fig. 3
Something cosmic is happening.
I mean first it was North Korea.
Then it was catching up on Lost seasons 1-4.
Then it was my moms dog (fig. 6) attacking my thigh.
fig. 6
Then it was this, that will never happen to me, like, ever.
Then I move away to the west.
Impossible possible!
I mean come on. I went away to London twice.
I thought it was my only home.
But I am starting to like Seattle.
And now Rob Brezny is telling me that something serious is stewing.
W.H.O.A.
Im ready.
T.O.T.A.L.L.E.
My god I am DIZZY with questions!!!
Arent you?
I mean...
Who will I become?
Who will be my guide?
Will I be in a Death In June cover band?
Can I really eat anything on fries?
Can I?
Will he? (WHOA BABE OVERLOAD)
Should I?
Will I find a new home?
Will she ever call me back?
Will I ever clean my room?
Will I ever run into the most awkward moment of my life?
Am I going to start making clothes or like, what!
Will I make the right decisions?
Will I be a hero?
Will it be the best time of my life?
Would my roommates get mad if I "lost" the cats?
Will I ever be comfortable with happy?
Will it work this time?
When will I fish?
Will I win?
But most importantly,
WHAT WILL BE MY FUEL?
Oh boy.
I am boggled to the max.
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