This Day In History, A Thanksgiving

According to the latest polls, we definitely had the best Thanksgiving EVAR.
Surely Thanksgiving time is family time, but when you are with the people you love and love you back, it certainly feels like family time or maybe the right kind of family time.



Now can I tell you what happened the rest of yesterday?! SHEESH!
The day was mainly fueled by mulled wine and SPRUCE TIPS, and a slew of records from Medieval For a Day to Harry Belafonte to Naz mutating Neu! and this and that and Karen Best.

And we were off.

The No-Knead Bread was so beautiful AS ALWAYS. How? Because you really have time to fuck with it I suppose.





WHATTA BABE



Karl was really excited to finally cook the 2yr old turkey he had been hiding in his freezer.



Trina was not pleased.



Then the turkey WHOSHALLNOTBENAMED had to sit out while Kuargle and Trina were finishing up their show.



I started the fire. We grilled the turkles!



Kam Geld worked her voodoo on the bird.



Kurt was enjoying digging under the skin more than he should have.





And I started my cassoulet. The mock duck was naturally disgusting and smelled like oriental.



But later came out pretty wonderful.





But the tarkles needed attention. OF COURSE. We thru that bitch in the fire.



SUCCESS!



Then for two hours we drank more and decorated our crowns. Tho there could never be more than one king at a time, we decided that rule was gay as in bad and went ahead and made our crowns.





AHOY KING GOLD!



DID YOU DO SOMETHING BAD KING SMARTH?



OBVIOUSLY!



Then the dingdongdang turkles was done gaddamit. And Kurt went to town.



Oh yeah the other animal lover-eater halped too.



Gently, gently so the bird doesnt know we're slicing into flesh. Careful. Gentle.



HURRY DAMMIT!



AND THEN THE FEAST BEGAN.







Murt had to stroke the calf in order for it to release any gravy.



Then later cut into the cream.



So to recap...

No Knead Bread



Mock duck cassoulet



Deelish cranberries by Trina



Tastey kale green bean casserole by King Gold



My version of Montage's Spicy Mac



King Gold's awesome apples



Kurts grilled curry turkey



Roasted garlic butter, which is the culprit of my excessive and dangerous gas



Kam's stuffin



Chive dill mashed potatoes



OH GAD DAMMIT OF COURSE Trina's total knockout pumpkin cheesecake. I must have been out of my mind for not taking a photo of it. It truly was the best cheesecake I had ever had FREALS!



OY AND KIMS ROASTED ROOT VEG! YOM!!!!!

And footsie under the table



And LOTR not so marathon.

AND THAT CONCLUDED OUR MOST WONDERFUL MOST EXCELLENT THANKSGIVING OF ALL TIME.
Thank you frands for coming it was the happiest time. Cant wait til we do it again tomorrow.



OH YEAH NOT TOMORROW IM NOW RESTRICTING MYSELF TO WATER AND APPLE PEELS.



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And in other news, Travis has left for Jamaica for a whole month and oh my stars will I miss him. But at least Ive got Christmas to look forward too. I havent felt this excited for Christmas since I saw my first black Santa.

Send this guy some good vibeage.

Stay safe, bun.




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