Anything this precious she gets at work she'll eventually send my way.
I might get in trouble but maybe smothering her with hugs will spare my life.

Anyway, she's a magnet for dumb shit, cool shit, r'tarded shit, fun shit, lovely shit, colorful shit. Needless to say, she's full of wonderful shit and I can't wait for you all to meet her THIS WEEKEND.

OH HAPPY DAY!

Also, why are old people so angry all the time.
I can't wait until Im old. I will have a streak of white hair and be the main supporter of my grandkids pranks. Ill also hold peoples hands more. Ill also be a lot shorter. But thats ok. Ill just look 40 when Im 80. Good deal.
I hate you and your youthful face.
ReplyDelete