Sheeattur Can Snow and Lots of Things

Whoa. Like whoa.

First, it snowed. No wait! Lets step back a bitty.

There was the death of 4Loko.
Thats a good thing for most girls with boyfriends.
4Loko was the root of all fights at parties you see. Us girls become transparent when our boyfriends would drink the evil jewiss but now we can breathe as they are back to paying more attention to us. OH JOY.

But we did celebrate. And in good fashion I might say.

Tho these photos do not have any cans of 4loko, you can be assured that everyone in these photos are completely under the fumes of this evil juice.







WHY DO YOU KEEP FALLING BOB





Then we went to a show with Treaty Andy. Who knew under all that hair is an evil genius game king.



Then once we got sticker pictures made. We cant read Jarp talk but I think we did a good job.



Then Travis and I found a bicycle! A bicycle! And I took it and its mine! And it has a friction light thing! And its soooooooooo cute! And my roommate Charlie is gon halp me fix it up reeeal nice.



Oh yeah then Travis, the NICE BOYFRAND THAT HE IS, decided to go to Jamaica WITHOUT ME for a month. Oh yeah. He got laid off his cush job. So now he can have all the fun he wants while I stay in COLD STUPID DUMB SHIT Sheeaturr. But I will work on many things while he's gone for month. And not have to listen to him talk ALL THE TIME. ALL THE TIME. ALL THE TIME. ALL THE TIMEHEBETTERGETMESOMETHINGTHATSPARKLES.



Then one morning I woke up and found this.



WHAT.
THE.
SHIT?!

That is snow.
That is REAL snow. And this whole time I thought "Gee wiz Sheeaator good job on the midwest like snow, in stoner mode."



Then later that day it dumped more snow, a total of 4 inches, and the city was in panic. People were going APE! APE OVER 4 INCHES!
Cars were slipping and sliding and crashing into OH, EVERYTHING.

Buses stopped at the top of a hill cuz they were too scared!

See!?





Then I finally got home after 2 hours. Of mostly shuffling. Its pretty fun to shuffle for OH, 6 THOUSAND STEPS.



And then there it was, my cute home. Covered in snow.



It looked a little naked so I made Charlie risk his life and put up the lights.



Then I baked some bread. And wanted to use it as my moped seat.



And then this morn, I thought I could make it to work, and probably be the only one.





LEAVES DIDNT EVEN GET A CHANCE TO CHANGE COLOR BOO HOO TOO BAD LEAF YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE.



And Thanksgiving is just a few days away. Im really excited because if there was one thing that made me happy while living so miserably, is cooking, and cooking for people I love. And Im so happy to share it with my favorite faces.

Im Ok

I scuplted my hand for a show.
I had never worked with polymer clay (this intensely) but I became very attached to it.
I imagine many things when I see a thumbs up or think of one.
Its iconography has surpassed every fad every idea and image.
I could list every moment I thumbsupped but I dont have time.
Really.
Because Im at my job, typing into MS Outlook, on size 8 font, so no one can see me blogge to you.

Thumbs up, you guys. For being alive.
For not living in China or Earth City, MO.
For collectively having superior health.
For being moderately good looking.
For being so good at the mopeds.
For having the voices you do.
For knowing how to cook. (Keep reminding me, I have a cookbook to finish!)
For being scared of spaidaers.
For having good taste in most things.

I made this for a show.
It’s the sign we look for in say, an accident. When we’re experiencing a brutal break in time, waiting for an answer.
When our world has gone doom and gloom in a matter of seconds.
Sadly, my life is like that right now. While three quarters of my life is living in misery, I live in a state of doom and gloom when the whole world has gone black.
Its temporary. It is not who I am. But it’s a very strong force to deal with, all for stupid reasons. Fear, money, expectations.
Corporate is poison. One day I will leave and never return.

But in the meantime theres that small bit, the quarter part of my current life, that’s jam packed with all things electric.
And this sign is a reminder of that.

IM OK.

We Are So Fragile/Gaseous

We had a Harry Potter marathon just recently.
And to my surprise, everyone lasted those bloody elf/bluh eyy alf 15 hours.
Mainly with the halp of 70+ beers, weed smoke, lots of weird snax, and breakfast tacos for dinner (ID LIKE TO THINK IT HALPED CUZ I MADE IT).
And even amongst all the gas and Bob complaining the entire time, yet still refusing to leave, we had the best time. We really did.





PBR + STRAWS!

“Hay Gurt, want to know how my fart feels? On your butt?”



“Sure!”



Travis trying to identify the ingredients of The Farts.



Ann has a hairy tongue.



My roommates know too much.




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And now, I think you should all know, that the reason why my blogging has been so scarce and crappy is because I am currently very unhappy and miserable.
Could I be depressed? It could be possible.
How can I meet your expectations when Im hating life 9 hours a day? 5 days a week!
I feel trapped at my job and since the beginning, has changed me.
And for that, Im sorry. Im sorry Ive turned into an emotional anti-social weirdo.
Soon Ill scheme a master plan to get fired and get unemployment.
Soon Ill find something happier, healthier, funnier and always exciting.
Soon Ill find a better reason to get out of bed, besides money.
And soon I will spin far more quality blogges that intrigue, nay!
Spew milk from your mouse.
Corporate is poison. I am drowning.
Hug me hard when the lifes gone from my eyeballs.
And make things with me.






So if youre missing me, just know Im missing you more.

My Very Talented Frands

Lets go back a few days. A recap as what some people would say.
But first, why is people spelled like so?
Also, do you find it frightening how talented some people are? I am frightened all the time.



Travis’ pal Davey came to town. We watched him dance with his bass, not bass.



Then all 13 of us watched Travis eat his Unicorn dog.



Then all of a sudden it was the day before Hallowhee and I was like SHIT DUMB FUCK ASS COCK JERK CHEESE STRUDEL.
I wanted to be a venus fly trap with my head lodged in its throat but foam these days are more expensive than jewels.
So I had to come up with something fast or suffer total humiliation.
Hamster in a ball, hamster in 5th dimension, Jihee in a dumb hat with old blood and a dumb thing made out of straws.
Whatever I was, it was good enough to maintain my safety zone. I am a very private person. HOW DID YOU FIND ME HERE?!
Hallowhee was actually a shit ton of fun, even tho it was small and we got kicked out of the first party for not bringing the host a virgin/cocaine.
So we partied in Adams garage because that is what we do.
Here is a photo of Adam. He was electrocuted.



Bob didn’t get a chance to dress up but I guess he didn’t really need to.



Kurggle cut himself a unibrow.



Murtt Smargth finally came out.



I was not allergic to Trina which makes her THE BEST CAT IN THE WORLD.



I met Kay. CMWHYKAY!



The Treats taco came out all the way from Treatland!



Ann was of course THE CUTEST GIRL IN THE WORLD.



Naz was a mechanical wizard. And gay too.



The K-mos came as armed NRA members.



NerdSpeed dropped by for a smidge.



And of course, Travis, as the most handsome pizza zombie pizza I had ever seen.
Juuuuuuuuuuust look at em. BE STILL MY HEART.



And the night continued on in its most humble r’tarded sweetness.













WE T3.